Fuck Yeah Flight of the Conchords

“- Man, back in New Zealand, I was getting it on with lots of chicks.- Who?- Well, uh… Sarah Fitzpatrick, uh, Michelle Fitzpatrick, Claire Fitzpatrick… the list goes on.- That was all of them?- Well, triple figures.- No that’s not triple figures, that’s three.- Here though, I… I don’t seem to get with any women, I just talk about getting with women.- Yeah, but the ones you talk about are hot. They’re a lot hotter than the ones you got with in New Zealand.- That’s true. I do talk about getting with some pretty hot women.- You don’t just talk about it, man, you talk about it a lot.- Yeah, I suppose I do talk a lot about getting with some very hot women.- This should be it.- Yeah, this is it.- This is Dave’s place.- Yeah it’s Dave’s party.- Oh, right. We didn’t need a map. We just live down there.”(via alisea)

“- Man, back in New Zealand, I was getting it on with lots of chicks.
- Who?
- Well, uh… Sarah Fitzpatrick, uh, Michelle Fitzpatrick, Claire Fitzpatrick… the list goes on.
- That was all of them?
- Well, triple figures.
- No that’s not triple figures, that’s three.
- Here though, I… I don’t seem to get with any women, I just talk about getting with women.
- Yeah, but the ones you talk about are hot. They’re a lot hotter than the ones you got with in New Zealand.
- That’s true. I do talk about getting with some pretty hot women.
- You don’t just talk about it, man, you talk about it a lot.
- Yeah, I suppose I do talk a lot about getting with some very hot women.
- This should be it.
- Yeah, this is it.
- This is Dave’s place.
- Yeah it’s Dave’s party.
- Oh, right. We didn’t need a map. We just live down there.


(via alisea)