- Hey, Dave. This is an awesome party, man.
- Yeah. Great decorations.
- Mm-hmm.
- How’s it going?
- Yeah, it’s good, but look, guys, I don’t want to be a dick but could you guys, like, move away? I’m trying to look Ionely.
- Lonely? What for?
- Chicks are attracted to Ionely guys. It’s a psychological analogy.
- And what about Eugene?
- He knows what he’s doing.
- Well, you just look like you’re waiting. You look good, but you look like you’re waiting.
- Guys, go have a samosa. Have you tried the gulab jamuns? They’re off the hook.
- What I was trying to say before is that after six or seven weeks girls find me boring.
- Mmm.
- But I’m not sure what happens, because I mean that’s about how long it takes to get to know someone.
- Mmm. Can you move away, please?
- Sure. How long for?
- 30 minutes.
- Okay.
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